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So: I'm kind of staring at this plot of land I've willed into existence, and I'm not *quite* sure what will grow here. Let's all stare together, shall we?
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- Josh U. Wah
- Little Brook, WA, United States
- Regarding the subject of colorful socks: How many should a man own? One should think as many pulchritudinous foot-cozies as he wants. Euclid demonstrated that the ideal proportion of socks to the rest of a man's wardrobe is a function of the square of his manliness. Assuming an ideal sock (see appendices), this is the amount that he can forcibly stuff into an 8-inch cube. Thus, with sufficient manliness, the number of colorful and/or patterned socks approaches infinity. Higher-order manliness equations involve more variables such as sock chunkiness , argyle pattern complexity, cleft chin, etc.
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We await the sprouts of veggie-producing plants with great anticipation!
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